Our QRE (Quick, Ready to Eat) meals were designed to bring pitmaster perfection straight to your table—no smoker required. Originally crafted to be vacuum-sealed and freezer-ready, our vision was to give you real, authentic BBQ anywhere, anytime with zero compromises.

But…local government had other plans. 🙄 So while bureaucracy may have forced some changes, we’re still bringing you damn good BBQ—just in a way that keeps the red tape-wielding overlords happy.

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🔥 What You Get:

✔ Authentic, slow-smoked BBQ, ready in as little as 15 minutes
✔ Perfect for busy days, road trips, tailgates, and any moment you need a BBQ fix
✔ No shortcuts. No compromises. Just straight-up fire.

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Lucifer’s Minimum Standard:

We don’t do “quick” BBQ—we do perfect BBQ. That means:
🔥 100-hour process (brine, smoke, roast, & rest)
🔥 Post-Smoke Aging—enhancing flavor 10X

While the QRE Meals we wanted to give you have been temporarily reworked to fit regulations, rest assured—our BBQ still reigns supreme. And once we navigate the government’s labyrinth of nonsense, we’ll get back to giving you BBQ the way it was meant to be.

🔥 Because rules change, but perfection never does.