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1 Quart of QRE:  God’s Barbecue Baked Beans

Heavenly Flavor. Sinful Temptation. The Side Even the Devil Can’t Resist.

 

Some sides are simple.
Some sides are comforting.
Some sides complete the plate.

 

But God’s Barbecue Baked Beans?

 

These are divine.

 

A sacred blend of sweet, savory, spicy, and meaty richness —
so irresistible even the Devil bows his head when these beans hit the table.

 

Crafted from a family recipe passed down through generations, these beans prove that heaven and hell can agree on one thing:

 

This is the best damn baked bean recipe to ever exist.

 

 

The Method — A Heavenly Hand-Me-Down

This isn’t a trendy recipe, a shortcut, or a “Pinterest special.”
This is a legacy dish — inherited, protected, perfected.

 

Each batch is built from:

🔥 A rich tomato base
🔥 A hearty mix of beans
🔥
A whole lot of bacon
🔥 A drizzle of sweet honey
🔥 And the miracle ingredient: jalapeño jelly

 

That jelly adds a warm, heavenly glow of heat —
not overpowering, just enough to make your taste buds lift their hands in praise.

 

Sweet → savory → meaty → balanced → perfect.

 

 

A Family Recipe That Became a Devil’s Pit Legend

This recipe wasn’t invented here —
it was passed down from my father. 

 

A treasure.
A tradition.
A taste of home.

 

And now?
It’s one of the most talked-about sides in Utah BBQ.

 

One warning:

Once you’ve tasted these beans…
you’ll never think about baked beans the same way again.

 

A Story From 2022 — When Everything Changed

Back in 2022, when employees were labeling bottles full time, something happened that changed these beans forever.

 

You were at Cabela’s in Farmington, Utah, grabbing a snack — a cup of BBQ baked beans.
You like heat, so you reached for what you thought was Scorpion Strawberry BBQ Sauce.

 

You poured it on, took a bite…
and didn’t taste spice.

 

Instead, the beans tasted different.
Sweeter.
Warmer.
Almost dessert-like.

 

It wasn’t Scorpion Strawberry.
It was Headless Horseman’s Pumpkin BBQ Sauce.

 

And damn…
it shouldn’t work — but it did.

 

That moment unlocked an entire universe:

 

Cherry 
Peach 
Pomegranate
Cranberry
Cucumber

Honey
And more…

 

One sauce after another.
One spoonful at a time.
Every test unlocked a new BBQ bean variety.

 

God may have blessed the original recipe…
but the devil turned it into legend.

 

 

The Cult Following

Customers don’t just “like” these beans.
They praise them.

 

They:

🔥 Add them to nachos
🔥 Pair them with every meat on the menu
🔥 Eat them like a standalone meal
🔥 Mix them with their favorite sauces
🔥 Experiment with new flavors

 

And most importantly:

 

They order them by the QUART.

Not cups.


Not small sides.
Full quarts — family-sized bean devotion.

 

Some customers come back every week to buy more.

 

When beans become a food group?

 

You know you’ve got a hit.

 

 

🔥 New for 2025: Loaded Nachos — Heaven on Earth

These beans inspired one of the top sellers of 2025:

 

Loaded Nachos

 

Picture this:

  • A mountain of tortilla chips

  • A river of melted cheese

  • A generous scoop of God’s Barbecue Baked Beans

  • A drizzle of your favorite Devil’s Pit BBQ sauce

And the star of the show:

 

New Mexico Guacamole BBQ Sauce

Creamy guacamole vibes + fruit-infused Utah-style flavors
= a nacho experience that feels like divine intervention.

 

It’s heaven on earth —
and customers cannot get enough.

 

 

The Pack

Packed in our triple-layer QRE protection system:

  • Food-safe inner bag

  • Secondary protective layer

  • Extra-long boiling bag

 

 

Heating Instructions (QRE Standard)

🔥 If defrosted: Boil for 15 minutes
❄️ If frozen: Boil for 30 minutes
⚠️ Trap the long tail of the outer bag under the lid to keep water out

 

 

The Legend

Some food feels divine.
Some food feels sinful.

 

God’s Barbecue Baked Beans are both.

 

A family recipe blessed by tradition.
Transformed by the Devil in 2022.
Expanded into dozens of flavor combinations.
And adored in quart-sized quantities.

 

This side bridges heaven and hell —
and delivers unforgettable flavor with every bite.

 

 

The Invitation

For the Sweet Tooth.
For the Heat Seeker.
For the BBQ Purist.
For the Nacho Architect.

 

QRE: God’s Barbecue Baked Beans
— Heavenly Flavor.
Sinful Temptation.

QRE: God's Barbecue Baked Beans

$16.00 Regular Price
$14.40Sale Price
Quantity
  • Devour within 6.66 days!

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